• Cover Page
• Intro & Dedication
• Feedback & Copyright
• A Note from F.J. Child

• Twa Corbies Diner
• Paddy East Associates
• Become a Sponsor

• About to board a ship
• Been So Long from the Land
• Wondering
• Hoping it's not a sin
• Rotting in gaol
• Suddenly single
• Don't want to be gored
• Used to be merry
• Angry in the Admiralty
• Unquiet
• Trying to halt the inevitable
• Ready with a mower

• More Letters?

Is there any more to The Child Book of Etiquette?

YES!

The printed version of Child Book of Etiquette has several letters and answers that are not included on this website.

And it is printed on quality paper that feels good under your fingers.

    Extra Letters in the printed version include:

• Just want to comb my hair in peace
• Want my man back
• Is love enough
• Bearing bad news
• Eternity is near
• Anything but a whore
• Mad to desperation

The printed version
      is available directly from the author