Someday

  The Search for Parker's Brain
I really should get around to writing this story out.  Until then, you'll just have to trust me when I say that I was commissioned by the world's foremost scholar on Theodore Parker to track down the missing brain.  We tracked it from 1860 through the 1880's, and then lost the trail.  We have theories - Good theories - but none that can be tested without exhuming some graves.

  Hmmm.
I also haven't written down the stories of trying to join the circus, receiving the "Young Kabbalist" award, sneaking around the gardens of Christ Church, protecting Jesus' walkman in Hyde Park, trying to sleep at the El-Zeituna hotel, the "Icarus effect" (first appreciated at the main mast head), keeping the police from closing down a belly dance show in a Unitarian church, climbing Mt. Olympus at night, breaking trail through waist deep snow up to Achindoun Castle, or navigating the route to Petra without being traded to a German tour company.  I should really get writing.